Dungeons and Dragons Lizardman Costume

One of my personal fursuits(all of which are DnD characters, go fig). This is my level 6 Lizardman fighter, "Broken-tail". He's a knight in shining armour, but none of the women he's interested in can ever see through his gross exterior, but he's a gentleman nonetheless. Has a severe drinking problem, and doesn't mince words. Despite being a bit of a brute when it comes to combat, he's got no qualms taking a back-seat role when fighting more dangerous creatures, like demiliches! FFFF screw demiliches. I can't make that will save. ECL 9, will save of +2? Yeah, no. Please don't cast spells at me X.X